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Apr 02

How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend

Posted on April 2, 2012 by
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A man was sentenced to five years probation for shooting a woman because he thought her red Mohawk was a bird.Derrill Rockwell, 49, shot the 23-year-old woman with his .22-caliber rifle in Grand Junction, Colorado late last year because he … Continue reading →

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Mar 27

Want My vote? Kick Some Ass

Posted on March 27, 2012 by

I’ve about had it with this damn election already. Shit’s gotten to the point that nobody can fix what’s wrong, they’re just having a contest to see who can fuck it up the least. Between rotten education and cultural decay, … Continue reading →

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Mar 08

The Short Bus Loses A Wheel

Posted on March 8, 2012 by
cameron5

  Ok folks, a friend of mine wants to make a statement about his man-crush on Kirk Cameron. He goes by the name Short Bus, and you can check out more of his work here:https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/SHORT-BUS/102114641717 WHAT’S THE FRENCH WORD FOR VINEGAR … Continue reading →

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Feb 28

Damn Right I Want This Hat

Posted on February 28, 2012 by
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A Socialist Democrat politician in Ireland, Karen McKevitt has called on the chief executive of Urban Outfitters to remove this hat from his stores and online shop. “I think it was reckless for Urban Outfitters to use this offensive image,” she said. … Continue reading →

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Feb 26

Forget Tazers, Somebody Tranquilize This Behemoth

Posted on February 26, 2012 by
womaninaction

  From sfist via MSN—It’s hard to know who’s having the worse day here: the naked woman stomping on this car or the guy the car belongs to. The woman had been removed from a light-rail train wearing nothing but … Continue reading →

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Feb 22

$850 Bucks? Hell, Why Not?

Posted on February 22, 2012 by
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  MSNBC– An Ohio woman has been charged with soliciting a hit man to fatally shoot or slit the throat of a random fur-wearer.Investigators say the FBI was notified in November of a Facebook page Meredith Lowell, 27. of Cleveland Heights, created … Continue reading →

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Feb 21

Becky Rules

Posted on February 21, 2012 by
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This is Becky. Those Brits were well worth defending in Wold War II. These are from The Sun’s page 3 (NSFW) http://www.page3.com/thegirls/beckys-profile-17986.html  

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Feb 21

Piece Of Shit Fucks a Dog

Posted on February 21, 2012 by
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The superintendent of a Westchester County apartment complex was ordered to leave Monday amid accusations that he sodomized a tenant’s pet dog.Kujtim Nicaj, known as Tim, was given a week to leave Rye Colony in Rye, N.Y., after he was … Continue reading →

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Feb 21

Yaarrrrr, Ooze Got Me Brain?

Posted on February 21, 2012 by
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I guess a real bandana and eye patch were out of this guy’s price range and wouldn’t look anywhere near as cool as this. And nothing says “pirate” quite like a Chevy logo on your face. Dude got arrested for … Continue reading →

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Feb 20

Just Ask a Clown Next Time

Posted on February 20, 2012 by
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  So I stumbled across this advice blog by some broad calling herself Mrs. Web. I thought, ” Mrs. Web? How does this chick get to call herself that? That’s like Lebron James going around calling himself, “The King.” So … Continue reading →

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